So, while we were making dinner tonight and I was pouring us a glass of wine, I thought, what’s the worst case scenario when it comes to this election?

As I see it, the worst possible outcome would be as follows:

John McCain ends up coming back strong over the next few days, and eventually sweeps all of the key swing states. The night of the election, after Obama has conceded and made the congratulatory call to that douche bag, I mean “Maverick”, McCain decides to grab his mistress, errr I mean wife and go have some major sexytime explosion. In the middle of his marathon missionary session, he has a coronary and dies. Before he is even able to take office, the position is already in the hands of that nut-case evangelical hockey mom from Alaska and what we’re left with as Americans is a lame duck Bush for 2 months and a successor that is, believe it or not, even dumber and more dangerous than W.

GET YOUR ASS OUT AND VOTE! Obama 08.

One other thing I have to say, even at the risk of coming off as divisive or rude. Any conservative who can look at you straight in the face and tell you that Sarah Palin is ready to take over as president should something happen to McCain, is lying through their teeth. I believe many conservatives are more scared of this woman than some liberals. Stepping off of my soapbox. Thanks for listening.